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You are the winner of the 
competition and are 
granted an audience with 
Calypso, the creator 
of the Twisted Metal
contest.  


As you speed into his 
underground garage, you 
spot him, surrounded by 
bodyguards and seated on 
a throne of broken car 
parts.  His face is burnt 
beyond recognition.  His 
smile is hideous.  He
speaks:

''As you know, I shall 
now grant any prize you 
request.''

''I'm here for my prize,'' 
you say.  ''You know 
what I want.''

You have requested that 
the Twisted Metal 
contest never be held 
again.  You want the 
streets to be safe, you 
want the children to 
feel secure.  This is your 
wish... this is your prize.

Calypso shrugs, then 
smiles at you.  ''While 
I disagree of course, I 
am bound to respect 
your decision.  Drive 
out of this garage officer, 
and enter a world free of 
the pain and suffering 
you claim I cause... a 
world free of Twisted 
Metal!  You have my 
word...''

You tell Calypso if he's 
lying you'll be back.  He 
says he highly doubts it.  
Then, you race out of 
the garage only to 
discover...
@S

...that Calypso has 
tricked you.  You have 
entered a world free of 
the Twisted Metal 
contest... and of 
everything else!  Just as 
Calypso has promised!  
You float in space for all 
eternity!