56 L
You are the winner of the 
competition and are 
granted an audience with 
Calypso, the creator 
of the Twisted Metal
contest.  

As you speed into his 
underground garage, you 
spot him, surrounded by 
bodyguards and seated on
a throne of broken car
parts.  His face is burnt
beyond recognition.  His
smile is hideous.  He
speaks:

''As you know, I shall now 
grant any prize you 
request.  But I am
confused.  You are only
asking for THIS?!?''

Calypso holds a crumpled 
up paper bag in his hands.

''I can offer you ANYTHING, 
Sweet Tooth!  Money, fame, 
even power... you dare 
INSULT ME!?!'' Calypso 
screams.

But your mind is made up.  
Ever since you escaped from
the mental ward 5 years 
ago, you have been 
searching for this bag.  
Because, in your own
twisted mind, this bag is
much more than just a bag.
Oh yes!  It is...a friend!
YES!  The bag is CRAZY
HAROLD THE WACKY
LUNCH SACK!!!  And he
has come home!

Plunging one hand into the 
bag, placing the other
hand on the wheel, you
speed off into the LA night
@S
searching for new
victims... and looking for
a new life where you and
your bag can be happy
at last!